Little monkeys full of crêpe

A study had found cottontop tamarin monkeys display the behavioural trait of altruism when they share food for no immediate personal gain. Photo by Wikimedia.
A study had found cottontop tamarin monkeys display the behavioural trait of altruism when they share food for no immediate personal gain. Photo by Wikimedia.
At the crêpe stall at the Otago Farmers Market, a man was trying to get his sons to share their crêpes with him.

I didn't know him personally but because Dunedin is not a big city, I knew the boys were his sons and he was an off-duty priest.
The sons were young, maybe 8 and 6.

"Please can I have a bite of your crêpe?" the man said to the 6ish boy, who shook his head and scrammed.

The father looked sad. He turned to the 8ish boy and said: "Please will you give me just one bite of your crêpe?"

Funny what slight changes to wording can convey. Just one bite is one bite reduced in magnitude.

The older boy shook his head also, and had a chomp of his crêpe just to emphasise the no. In the process he got smears of whatever dark sticky filling he'd chosen on his cheeks. Adorable.

The father had a third sprog - possibly an accident - securely fastened to his chest.

Queuing alongside, I thought about cottontop tamarins. I had just been reading a news story about them. A study had found these little monkeys displayed the behavioural trait of altruism when they shared food for no immediate personal gain; helping each other to get little treats and so on.

The primatologists were excited about this partly because, they said, few animal species were as selfless and giving as humans. Humans were remarkably generous.

"Oh, please can I have just one bite?" said the man at the market, really looking very pitiful. I pitied him.

"Nup," said his blue-eyed boy and had another chomp.

I wondered how cottontop tamarins went about passing on the trait of altruism to their young; whether they begged them for food or just told them to hand it over, filthy little ape.

"Please?" the man said again, before apparently despairing of a bite of crêpe.

The 8ish boy shook his head, with full pouches either side of the mouth.