Are you He-Man on the road?
Yes and, if you are running for the Dunedin City Council
in the coming election, I would like to know what your policy
is on angry drivers.
Angry drivers and their needs and wants.
Mostly I walk or take the bus, but I do drive sometimes.
Just in case I am ever in the position of being an angry
driver, I want to know your policy.
It seems that what angry drivers want is parking, unlimited
cheap petrol, and right of way.
What they need is harder to identify, but feel free to
comment on that too.
A DCC senior planner once described to me the way angry
drivers think. "Brrroom-brrroom," he said, "Here I am driving
along and oh look there's a soccer ball on the road,
brrroom-brrroom, well I'm not going to slow down because I
have right of way, and oh look there's a child chasing the
soccer ball but it shouldn't be on the road because this is
not a pedestrian crossing, gu-doonk gu-doonk." (Where
gu-doonk gu-doonk = the sound of hitting a child.)
He was making the case for shared spaces.
Shared spaces is a planning concept that removes all your
traffic lights and your give-way signs and thus forces you to
consider others when using the roads.
It seems so obvious, although I don't know that it's what
angry drivers want.
As a habitual pedestrian, I have feelings for angry drivers.
Two quite distinct feelings.
The first is hatred.
When I am crossing a road and an angry driver comes around
the corner and honks because my half-completed crossing would
threaten to delay them if they were minded to slow down; or
worse, if a peaceful driver pauses to let me finish but the
angry driver behind them honks to disrespect their pausing, I
feel hatred.
I imagine myself as 1980s superhero He-Man, punching and
kicking their stupid motor car with fists and feet that do
not hurt.
By the power of Grayskull.
The second and more noble feeling I have for angry drivers is
love.
I want them to be happy and I can see that they are not.
I want to pay for them to ride the bus to work for a week and
just see if they are not calmer and happier at the end of
that week.
All their parking-related and pedestrian-related anger would
disappear, and all their "buses are never on time" excuses
would at least be put to the test.
I imagine myself as a cover singer of 1969 Plastic Ono Band
hit, Give Peace a Chance. "All we are sayyy-ing, is Give Bus
a Chance!"
Buses, of course, are for now a regional council service.
(Otago Regional Council candidates are welcome to comment
here, too.)
But the DCC is involved in promoting that service, and can
influence angry drivers in many other ways.
This is where your policy may provide solutions.
Do you take the He-Man view or the John Lennon view of angry
drivers, or some other view entirely? Please, lay it out in
the comments section below.
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