A December 2009 AP file photo of Madonna.
Madonna doesn't think a wife should withhold sex from a
sloppy husband.
But she believes a wife should dispose of her late husband's
prosthetic leg to spare the feelings of the wife's current
mate.
This was some of Madonna's relationship advice on NBC's
The Marriage Ref, where she joined actor-comedians
Larry David and Ricky Gervais as a guest panelist on
Thursday's edition.
The show invites its panel of "experts" to help analyse
real-life disputes between married couples, mostly for
laughs. Host Tom Papa, aka The Marriage Ref, makes the final
call.
In one case, Mindy Goldman was offering sexual favours to
Alan, her husband of 28 years, if he would clean up their
messy basement.
A good idea? "I think it's weird that she wants him to be
clean so that they can be dirty," cracked Madonna.
Gervais wondered, "Could they combine the sex with the
housework?"
Then Susan and David Harper, married for three years, were
seen in their house squabbling over possessions left over
from their past relationships. Susan wanted her husband to
get rid of the sofa where David and his ex-wife might have
had hanky-panky, while David complained about Susan hanging
on to the ashes and prosthetic leg of Don, her late husband.
Madonna's swift solution: "He gets rid of the couch, she gets
rid of the leg."
"This is easily the most uncomfortable hour I've ever spent
in my life," sighed Larry David in the midst of the debate.
"Why?" Madonna retorted. "Because you're sitting next to a
woman who's standing up to you?"
The Marriage Ref, which premiered last week, has
Jerry Seinfeld as a creator and producer.
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