Sometimes you just wished your talent matched your boyhood
enthusiasm; that you could emulate your sporting heroes just
a little.
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The sport: Cricket
The event: The Australian Invincibles'
Ashes triumph
The place: England
The date: 1948
Never mind.
Dreams are free, as they say.
Make believe is possible and those heroes can be admired from
afar.
My three brothers and I, and a cousin - also a cricket tragic
- and the occasional interloper would spend endless
after-school hours throughout the summer on a grass strip
beside the Knox College tennis courts, in Dunedin.
There we would make up teams from the present and past, with
Australia often battling England.
New Zealand's cricketing credentials were simply too modest
in the late 1960s.
There, we could pretend to be our champions- the players we
listened to on Sports Roundup or read about in the cricket
literature, the players listed in my much-studied book of
cricket records.
The greatest team of them all, the one I would have loved to
watch, was the all-conquering Australian Invincibles of 1948.
Led by "the Don", the incomparable Donald Bradman, it
trounced a handy English line-up 4-0.
Opening was the stylish left-hander Arthur Morris, who scored
more runs than even Bradman in that series and who was chosen
by Bradman in his greatest Australian team of all eras.
Batting about No 5 was Keith Miller, the glamorous,
rebellious, boisterous former fighter pilot.
He bowled and batted with power and verve and was a brilliant
slips fieldsman.
He would bolt into anyone's all-time Australia XI. "The
Australian in excelsis" as writer Neville Cardus described
him.
"Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse.
Playing cricket is not," Miller once famously said.
Then there was speedster Ray Lindwall, pipped, it must be
admitted, by Lillee and McGrath but not far behind.
And Australia has produced few better left-handers than Neil
Harvey.
The black-and-white photographs of the era show record crowds
enjoying marvellous sport as an antidote to post-war
rationing and austerity.
They were excited, no doubt, not just by the formidable
Australians but also by a talented English team.
Len Hutton - despite an arm withered in a wartime commando
training accident - was England's second-best batsman, behind
only Jack Hobbs.
His 364 at the Oval in 1938 is still the highest individual
score between the Ashes foes.
Dennis Compton, of Middlesex and Arsenal, close friend of
Miller, would also make my all time England team.
He was a dashing batsman who became the face of Brylcreem.
Bill Edrich also delighted late 1940s' cricket followers with
his run-scoring feats, Cryil Washbrook was one of England's
most reliable openers and Alec Bedser was one of its canniest
medium-fast bowlers.
Godfrey Evans still ranks as one of the best wicketkeepers
and a certain spinner by the name of Jim Laker was also
playing - famous for taking 19 wickets in an Ashes test in
1956.
But how demoralising the fourth test at Headingly must have
been. England scored 496 and 368/8 declared and Australia
458, and then Morris and Bradman led the way to victory as
Australia flayed 404/3 in just less than a day on a heavily
worn wicket.
In the next test came one of cricket's most famous moments.
Bradman in his final test innings, needing only four runs for
a career average of 100, was bowled for a first-ball duck.
Perhaps one reason the Invincibles are so memorable was
because the vice-captain would later become such a familiar
name - and voice.
On weekend nights I would pull the couch over to our valve
radio, hunt through the hiss and static of shortwave and
then, until I dropped off to sleep, listen to comments man
Lindsay Hassett from the latest Ashes series from England.
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