Benjamin Herson (left) and Jeff Deck wrote The Great Typo
Hunt: Two Friends Changing the World, One Correction at a
Time. Photo: Washington Post.
Tourists in Washington are always looking for something:
monuments, the Mall, the president, their hotel.
On a recent visit Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson were no
different, except that they were seeking something smaller
and more subtle, a prize that could win you favours from an
English teacher but has no place on a traditional postcard.
"We are with the Typo Eradication Advancement League," Deck
said to a surprised waiter at Bistro Bistro in Dupont Circle,
presenting a business card.
The 30-year-old in the Indiana Jones-style hat explained that
he had noticed a missing "p" in the "red snapper" written on
the menu board outside.
"It reads `snaper'," Deck added helpfully.
The TEALsters offered to fix the mistake, using the
correction kit that dangled from Deck's waist.
The waiter graciously accepted the assistance, admitting that
he himself had probably omitted the consonant, his focus
wavering because he was fasting.
He then asked whether Deck, the designated artist of the two,
could "put some decoration" on the board as well.
Chalk in hand, Deck plugged in the missing letter, then
sketched a small fish beside the name of the dish.
Another typo banished.
"Once you start, it's really hard to stop," said Deck of his
multi-state typo pursuit.
"It's in some part of my brain at all times, but it's not
interfering with my enjoyment of places."
Two years ago, Deck heard the call of the road, a siren that
sounded strangely like a stern grammarian.
Groomed as an editor, he was sensitive to the literary
mistakes that litter signs in the United States, menus and
placards.
Living in Somerville, Massachusetts, he was constantly mocked
by a sign that read, "No Tresspassing".
To redress these errors, he embarked on a 10-week-long,
33-state journey with a rotation of friends who would help
him clean up the grammatical rubbish.
One friend, Herson, joined him for two legs: suburban
Washington to Los Angeles, and Madison, Wisconsin, to
Somerville.
The two friends from Dartmouth College spun their experiences
into the book The Great Typo Hunt: Two Friends Changing the
World, One Correction at a Time.
"Jeff wanted to see the country, and he needed a reason.
"He didn't want to be a hedonist," said Herson (30), who
again plays the sidekick during their 36-city book tour.
"I confess that I was in it for the road trip, but his
obsession grew on me."
For fixing mistakes, Deck carried with him a transparent
satchel filled with marking pens in multiple colours,
correction fluid, chalk and crayons.
In many cases, they would stealthily fix the errors, but now
they ask for permission.
"It's about beautifying the textual landscape," said Herson,
picking up a piece of litter on Connecticut Ave to illustrate
the similarities between stray wrappers and typos.
They stopped short outside a liquor store.
A sheet of paper taped to the window spelled out "Spirt"
twice.
The guys pointed out the mistake to the proprietor, offering
to add the vowel.
She demurred, saying that her husband would take care of it,
then asked whether they laminated signs.
"That was a good reaction, but the real crowning glory is if
we could have actually fixed it," said Deck, who has
experienced responses ranging from sweet (the woman at a shoe
store in Manchester, New Hampshire, transformed an erroneous
apostrophe into a sprinkling of stars) to gruff (a chef at an
Albany, New York, fair rudely rejected their offer, then
ignored them).
The book is an illuminating hybrid of travelogue, English
usage textbook and sociological experiment.
In Atlanta, for instance, Deck and Herson come across
T-shirts of Barack Obama's (pre-election) image with the tag
line, "He's black and Im Proud".
The missing apostrophe sparks a lively conversation with the
vendor that touches on politics and race.
In New Orleans, they are charmed by Louisianans' warmth and
spirit, and in Santa Fe, New Mexico, by the city's
individuality.
"Typos are really an interesting lens to viewing a place,"
Deck said.
"And typos really are universal. We all make mistakes."
Deck and Herson made one giant blunder, although not a
grammatical one.
At the Grand Canyon, on a supposed day off from hunting, they
innocently altered a sign at the Desert View Watchtower.
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