"I like to inject some humour, if for no other reason than
to lighten the debate." Photo by Craig Baxter.
Christmas and New Year is the period when those who can,
ponder on the year past, and make preposterous resolutions to
change or do things to make life for those around us better.
After much consideration, I have decided to "come out".
Yes, out of the closet.
"I am a Blogger".
There, I have said it.
The admission is palpable.
Nothing is worse than a furtive closet blogger.
We are compulsive commentators, expert on any subject and
ever ready to express an opinion.
In a word, insufferable.
And we mix metaphorically with equally insufferable bloggers.
We might blog under our own name, or use nom de plumes, some
as ridiculous as the people behind them.
It's a universal phenomenon, with more sites than there are
stars in the universe.
Being a timorous type, I stick to our local sites and local
issues.
Facebook abounds with opinionated people all wanting to be
everyone's friend.
Strange that, because, dropped into a room of strangers, most
people are reluctant to instantly open up their souls.
Our own Otago Daily Times has an online site which at
times gets an amazing array of opinions on almost any subject
which crops up.
Another is the "Whatifdunedin" site which has an array of
very strong commentators.
During the run up to the recent elections there was a
Facebook site fabulously called "The DCC has lost the plot."
If every elector in Dunedin had tuned in to that one the
election may well have turned out differently.
There are many more.
Why do I do it? I don't know.
Maybe it is an ego thing, or the subconscious wishes of a
failed journalist.
If the issue has import, it brings forth comments, some
thoughtful and constructive, some not so, and some just plain
stupid.
Some people take themselves very seriously and bristle at
criticism.
Others ignore opinions as though they didn't exist, some
acknowledge and counter.
Some have such a rudimentary grasp of the English language
that you would wonder how they could understand any issue at
all.
We have the aggressively rude, inarticulate bully types who
try to impose their will.
In essence, all sorts, and that is what makes it so
interesting.
I like to inject some humour, if for no other reason than to
lighten the debate.
It is surprising how humourless some can be and take
everything as deadly serious.
Those who should take blogs seriously are politicians.
When it comes to politics, I believe in time the websites
will develop great power to influence society, for better or
worse.
Probably the latter.
I like words.
Words and their connections fascinate me.
Blogging is an avenue to articulate and indeed, if the moment
presents, pontificate.
That in itself can ruffle some people.
I have favourite words I carry around in a small bag, much
like I did my marbles as a boy.
If the opportunity arises I will pull out the ones
applicable.
My best one seldom sees the light of day.
Egregious.
It is strong, unambiguous, almost expletive.
I love it.
Nutty eh? So you see, bloggers, at least this one, need to be
slightly odd, bordering on the, "gee he's weird".
Perhaps, on reflection, I should return to my closet.
But don't let that put you off.
Have a go, have a blog.
You won't regret it, and who knows, you might just get hooked
and change the world.
• Calvin Oaten is a Dunedin ratepayer.
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