Stadium roof 'will be fine'

Did you see the one the other day that told us computer modelling shows the temperature will only rise inside by a couple of degrees or so on a hot day? That'll turn out to be a bit of a laugh. I've always thought one of the unspecified uses for this 'multi-purpose unwanted rugby stadium' must surely be as a gigantic hydroponic market garden.

Shouldn't be a problem. I understand a large white one is available on site.

They dropped a car on it. Should be sweet.

Surely dropping an elephant would be a more appropriate test. Of course the weight, distance of the fall and the colour of the elephant would also need to be declared.

I find this very very difficult to believe. Can Guy Hedderwick give some details on this? Is this a new way of answering objections so that you are left slack- jawed?

What about the Gabba stadium roof in Queensland? It wasn't such huge forces that bowled that one over, and it's modern, now costing more on top of the huge losses the four stadiums there are incurring. They give their guartantee to keep face, once something goes wrong, they're goneburgers.