I was once quick to mock Twitter as yet another sign of
society's incredible shrinking attention span. Now I find
myself searching for the perfectly written tweet. And I'm not
alone.
Twitter, the social media site founded in 2006, still has its
share of haters. But more and more serious writers have
embraced it as a viable forum for short writing.
We're not talking about links, random shout-outs or celebrity
spoutings, though those can all be fun.
And you can keep the narcissistic navel-gazing that makes up
much of the Twitterverse. I don't need to know what you did
at the gym today, unless you're my personal trainer.
We're talking good, lean prose, the happy marriage between
voice and format.
Look at it this way. Journalists count words to accommodate
the news hole. Poets count syllables to make the meter sing
just right.
Twitterers count characters: 140, including spaces. That's
all you get for each tweet. So you make them count. This
paragraph now has 138.
In Hamlet, the long-winded Polonius tells us that
brevity is the soul of wit. He would have been great on
Twitter in theory, if not practice.
"One hundred forty characters in certain contexts is quite a
lot," says Roy Peter Clark (@RoyPeterClark), senior scholar
at the Poynter Institute, a journalism think tank in St.
Petersburg, Florida, and author of the upcoming book The
Glamour of Grammar.
Clark, a relative Twitter newbie ("I'm not a Luddite, but I
am the embodiment of an old-school late adopter"), points to
the William Carlos Williams poem The Red Wheelbarrow:
"So much depends/upon/a red wheel/barrow/glazed with
rain/water/beside the white/chickens."
Eighty-eight characters, and literary immortality.
The goal is economy of style, accomplished, like most good
writing, through vigorous editing. If you tweet, you know the
drill:
You've got a spot-on observation, deep thought or humorous
nugget to get off your chest and onto the screen. You type
away and you end up with, say, 220 characters.
So you whittle, and you whittle some more. You work in a
contraction or two. If you value the integrity of your
writing, you avoid cute rhyme abbreviations ("Gr8!").
Pulitzer Prize-winning movie critic Roger Ebert
(@ebertchicago) is also a Twitter mocker-turned-addict.
"I vowed I would never become a Twit," he wrote in a recent
post on his blog at rogerebert.com. That was more than 10,000
tweets and 169,000 followers ago.
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