Suzi Hanks sits in a tiny sound booth demonstrating how she
describes a Playboy magazine photo, just before she spends
her weekly hour reading the magazine as a volunteer at
Taping For The Blind, Inc. in Houston. (AP Photo/Pat
Sullivan)
Suzi Hanks reads Playboy magazine for the articles. And
the jokes. And the letters and cartoons.
And yes, for the pictures.
Each week, for an hour, Hanks snuggles close to a microphone
in a tiny soundproof closet, reading - and describing in
great detail - portions of the latest Playboy issue for the
blind.
"I don't have to try to read it sexy," laughs Hanks, one of
about 200 volunteers at Houston-based Taping For The Blind,
Inc. "I just read it, and I'm a woman, and that's pretty much
sexy."
Hanks, a tall, blonde California native whose regular job is
reading the news for a classic rock station in Houston,
declined to disclose her age, but said she once "chickened
out" of an offer to pose for Playboy for a feature on women
in radio.
In a voice made for radio, she reads the articles and
describes the photos without innuendo.
"I don't read it all cover-to-cover in order but I do read
everything - all the articles, all the jokes, all the little
cartoons, all the pictures, all the letters to the Advisor,
all those things."
As for the photos, consider Miss August.
Hanks examines in great detail the magazine's trademark
monthly centerfold subject. The picture becomes clear.
She is a "Latina, brunette with dark chocolate brown eyes.
She has long curly brown hair. ... She is in the first photo
sitting in the ocean.
"She has a very large grin on her face, pink lipstick. She
has a small tattoo right over the small of her back over the
dimple area that appears to be maybe some sort of tribal
design. It is red. ... Her legs are kind of crossed. She is
sitting in the water.
"Behind her shoulder, down past her arm, you can see her
breast peeking out. ... There are no tan lines at all. She is
not wearing any nail polish or jewellery or bathing suit or
anything."
Asked later why she mentions nail polish, she replied:
"Sometimes it's all they have on."
Hanks said describing Playboy models doesn't get repetitive.
"Each one is different," she said. "Each one is like a little
snowflake. There are different poses or scenarios or features
or attributes. Whatever is there. I try to describe what I
see, so they get a picture in their head."
Krista Moser, executive director of Taping for The Blind,
credits Hanks for the "classy way she does it. And that's
really what we want our reader to do. She does it really
well, being able to describe instantly and creatively."
"You have to be their eyes. And that's exactly what she is,"
Moser said.
While a text-only Braille edition of Playboy has been
available for decades, Playboy spokesman Steve Mazeika said
he wasn't aware of another service featuring the magazine
like the one in Houston.
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