Yet another international cricket team is here. Australia.
That's three in seven weeks.
When I grew up praying for visiting international cricket
teams, my little red autograph book hungry for scrawl, we
were lucky to get one a year.
And yet one thing has remained constant through all that
time: the sporting public still expects New Zealand cricket
teams to underachieve, collapse and lose.
I am sure this congenital belief derives from that 1950s
decade when I was developing my lifelong passion for the
game.
I first went to Carisbrook in 1958, when Otago needed a first
innings win over Canterbury to win the Plunket Shield.
John Reid scored 201 and the Shield was ours.
I was hooked.
And John Reid's large signature, as large as he was a player,
was top left on page one of my autograph book.
I was an impudent autograph hunter.
I once went to Alec Moir's house in Sheen St to get his, and
I shockingly thrust my book into the glowering face of Jack
Alabaster as he reached for the gate after being dismissed
without scoring.
"Don't you know what it's LIKE?" he thundered at me.
Well, no.
I had never been dismissed for a duck at Carisbrook.
The wretched 1958 tour of England was naked torture for a
9-year-old cricket fan.
We were torn apart in every test.
I remember sitting in the Rose Stand at Carisbrook with my
grandfather, who seemed to know all the famous cricket
people, and listening to the father of one the young batsmen
on that tour telling how he marched into the England
dressing-room and berated their fast bowlers for bullying his
son with bouncers.
The game's scions accidentally revealed many great stories
back then, thinking the little bespectacled boy with his
hands placed politely on each white knee, couldn't possibly
be listening.
Three years before, England had bowled us out for 26, still
the world record test low.
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