I am extremely pleased to see that Key has been boning up on
the past policies of the McGillicuddy Serious Party and has
appointed a senior member of his cabinet as Minister for the
Rugby World Cup.
At long last we have a leader with an astute and incisive
grasp of the fundamentals.
My only criticism of this is that in making his appointment
he appears to have entirely passed over John Clark.
Given this refreshing return to McGillicudism I have no doubt
that we will soon hear the new Minister of Transport announce
the Government’s intention to carpet the main highways to
avoid excessive wear and tear on vehicle-tyres.
Key is surely right to focus on the economy and saving us all
from financial melt-downs.
May I remind him of him the brilliant strategy of abolishing
money and using chocolate fish or sand as legal tender.
Viva McGillicuddy!
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