The Key to Good Government

I am extremely pleased to see that Key has been boning up on the past policies of the McGillicuddy Serious Party and has appointed a senior member of his cabinet as Minister for the Rugby World Cup.

At long last we have a leader with an astute and incisive grasp of the fundamentals.

My only criticism of this is that in making his appointment he appears to have entirely passed over John Clark.

Given this refreshing return to McGillicudism I have no doubt that we will soon hear the new Minister of Transport announce the Government’s intention to carpet the main highways to avoid excessive wear and tear on vehicle-tyres.

Key is surely right to focus on the economy and saving us all from financial melt-downs.

May I remind him of him the brilliant strategy of abolishing money and using chocolate fish or sand as legal tender.

Viva McGillicuddy!