Looming Teutonic dominance by euro

Newsday's Daniel Akst observes that Germany rises as Europe declines.


Say what you will about the Germans, but they're nothing if not persistent. They tried conquering Europe by armed force, but the Panzer approach backfired badly. So this time they plan to take over by means of the euro.

It might just work, at least for a while. But conquest by currency is unlikely to prove any more enduring than conquest by force of arms, if only because voters in poorer euro zone countries will sooner or later rebel - if we even get that far. There's still a good chance the euro will fall to pieces before the Germans get to put their latest plans for continental hegemony in place.

If you're not a currency trader or an economist, you may be wondering what all the fuss is about, so here's the short version.

So far, the single European currency - the euro, launched in 1999 - has been quite a boon to Germany, making its exports cheaper for other euro countries to buy. At the same time, adopting a single respectable currency lowered the cost of borrowing for the euro zone's less industrious and creditworthy nations, which previously shuffled through life with their own flimsy drachmas and lira.

The availability of low-cost euro loans enabled Greece, Italy and some others to do two things.

First, residents could uphold their great national tradition of not paying taxes, since their governments could borrow to cover deficit spending. And second, cheap euros could be used to buy more German stuff.

Of course, their own exports, such as they are (feta cheese? olive oil?) were made relatively more expensive because they were no longer priced in trashy drachmas and the like. Not surprisingly, Germany built up a big trade surplus.

This is not so very different from China and the United States; each has its own currency, of course, but China won't let its yuan rise enough to make American imports irresistibly affordable. Such imbalances usually involve debt; sure enough, America has plenty.

As for Europe, for years the IOUs of its debtor nations have been piling up in banks all over the continent and beyond. Lately, though, investors have lost confidence in these IOUs and are demanding ever-higher interest rates to lend in Europe.

This is starting to strangle the euro zone. When something like this happens here [United States], we unleash Ben Bernanke, whose Federal Reserve will flood the world with dollars if necessary.

But the European Central Bank isn't allowed to do such things.

And that's Germany's opening.

Germany could push for a massive central bank bail-out - at this point, possibly the only thing that might work - but it opposes any such effort. It also opposes any plan to put the financial backing of the entire euro zone behind the debts of member states. Instead it pushed out governments in Greece and Italy in favour of leaders who would impose strict austerity that, unfortunately, will make their debts even more unpayable.

Then, recently, Germany pushed through a plan that will supposedly impose stricter fiscal discipline on European nations.

Britain, with nothing to offer but blood, sweat and relatively unfettered financial services, stood alone in opposition.

Let's be realistic. Europe needs more fiscal discipline, just as we do. But Europe is probably already in recession, which austerity will worsen. And its future cannot be secured by reducing some member states to permanent economic vassalage.

Worse yet, the dubious plans announced still leave the euro teetering on the brink of gotterdammerung [collapse, literally "twilight of the gods"].

Then again, phrases like "European crisis" and "German dominance" just seem to go together, don't they?

Germany's more subtle approach

Germany was doing just fine with the ‘Deutsche Mark'. It was one of the world's most stable currencies before the Euro was launched. If the Germans had schemed to abandon it for the Euro to use it as weapon to conquer Europe - well, that certainly backfired. What would poorer zone countries rebel against? Austerity measures imposed as a consequence for their overindulgences?

Before the Euro was launched Germans and citizens of so called poorer zone countries had been lied to. Germans were assured by their Government that they would never be asked to bail out other countries. Citizen of poorer zone countries were told that they would be looked after by their Governments should the need arise. Their plight is not helped by their Governments continuing to run up debts many times their annual revenues - generally abusing the principles on which the common currency was based on - while Germany is running a trade surplus.

Daniel Akst'ss panacea to the crisis is for Germany and other solvent Euro Zone Countries to vouch for all outstanding debts of these ailing nations to an unlimited extend. Well then - get that Gutenberg Press (here an example that not all Germans were war mongers; also including chaps like Einstein, von Goethe, van Beethoven - to name a few) cranked up and keep printing the cash to the debt crisis is drowned in it. That certainly will get the Germans going. It will remind them of the hyperinflation of the 1920's - and what triggered it off.

As it now looks like the Germans are fed up with sucking it up and bailing out their ailing neighbours, they have incendiary bomblets by Daniel Akst'ss tossed at them, who still sees Germany in total moral collapse - rather than respecting that Germany is where it is because Germans generally (apart from me) have not overindulged, have not borrowed for consumption (apart from me), do not retire at 55 (I would like to - but it won't happen because of above), do not blame everyone else for their plight (I would have a go at that if there was a chance I could get away with it), do not suffer heart attacks when austerity is mentioned (I feel one coming on right now) and do not ignore their financial obligations (again, apart from me). [Abridged]

Consider the original cause

Besides the fact Daniel's article is kind of offensive, it is neglecting one very important fact: Back then when the Euro zone commenced only one of the starting twelve countries fulfilled all four of the main Euro Convergence Criteria: Luxembourg - neither Germany nor France, Italy, Spain...; The United Kingdom opted out...
Had they shown more discipline at that time there would be less problems now!

Norwegian panzers and the Euro crisis

Few in Europe talk of 'German dominance' - it is referred to as the "Franco-German Alliance." If anything, it is shared dominance by the two key founding EU states. The French were never very good with panzers but, unlike you, did manage to get over the war.

Second, the German economy has not succeeded as a result of bullying other countries via the single currency. That's just laughable - they've had the best economy in Europe since the 1960s and the fact that they continue to have the best economy during the euro-crisis is therefore hardly surprising.

Third, Germany isn't pushing out governments in Greece and Italy - the Greeks pushed out their own government, the Italians pushed out their own government, and, for the complete set, the Spanish theirs.

Finally, the concept of "Götterdämmerung" comes originally from the Norwegian "Ragnarök" so it doesn't really apply in a literary sense to the German domination of Europe. We are yet to witness the Norwegian panzers roaming over the plains but thanks for the tip. I shall keep an eye out from now on ...[Abridged]

Don't mention the war

Is this really the best article you could get on the Euro crises?  Really? Unless I'm having a sense of humour bypass this is a shockingly poor analysis. Perhaps it was written by Basil Falwty under a nom de plume?