Drag queen contestants (from left) Dermot Earey (Miss
Nuts), Kane Fraser (Kaneesha), Richard Thomas (Mountain
Mermaid), Simon Smith (Jane Fondler) and Graham Budd (Gail
Force) enjoy the spoils after yesterday's event. Photo by
Take a group of hardy Southern men, put them in fishnet
stockings, miniskirts, wigs and slap on enough make-up to put
singer Marilyn Manson to shame and you get the 2008 Queenstown
winter festival drag queens race.
The "ladies" were out in force yesterday, competing in the
18th annual race around Earnslaw Park.
But before they paraded their alter egos in front of hundreds
of spectators about noon, the contestants had prepared for an
hour in a special powder room.
Standing around looking uncomfortable, with hairy chests
visible through low-cut dresses, some of the entrants downed
glasses of bubbly for Dutch courage, while others waited
patiently to get their faces put on by the make-up artists.
The transformation was almost immediate.
Once the thick eye-shadow, complete with glitter and heavy
eyeliner went on, lips started to pout involuntarily while
eyelids took on lives of their own.
With a swivel of their hips, the "ladies", who adopted
pseudonyms for the event, sashayed their way around the room;
some wobbled in stilettos, while others clomped about like a
5-year-old trying on mum's shoes for the first time.
Destination Queenstown's Graham Budd (Gail Force),
resplendent in his Olivia Newton-John-inspired ensemble, had
taken on the role of DQ Drag Queen following chief executive
David Kennedy's "retirement" from the event.
"He retired gracefully last year. This [day] has been
building for 364 days," Mr Budd said.
The queens were loaded into an open-roofed bus and driven
slowly around town to the delight - and occasional horror -
of unsuspecting pedestrians.
At Earnslaw Park, they lined up to compete in their various
heats over an obstacle course which required them to hurdle
Radioworks' Glen Balfour (Roxy) won the first heat but, in
the final, his platform wedge heels lost their grip in the
mud and he fell.
The final was won Simon Smith (Jane Fondler), who beat
Richard Thomas (Mountain Mermaid), despite some argy-bargy
around the course.
Mr Thomas won the Miss Photogenic award - "because he looks
like a girl" - while Mr Balfour took the Miss Friendly title
and Blair Deasy (Paris "No Boobs" Hilton) was awarded the
Miss Personality title.
None of the "ladies" appeared in any hurry to return to their
true gender, heading off to local watering holes, to
celebrate their achievements.
Last night, the Battle of the Sexes was held at the Kawarau
Station Falls Pavilion, while young locals got their chance
to shine at the Junior and Senior Family Arts and Variety
Show at the Memorial Hall.
12.15pm: Wilkinsons Pharmacy Ladies Who Lunch at the Kawarau
Falls Station Pavilion. Tickets $49 per person.
12.30pm: Speight's Dog Derby at Coronet Peak. Free.
4pm: Speight's Dog Barking at the Village Green or Speight's
Ale House. Sold out.
7.30pm: Lindauer Laughs at the Kawarau Falls Station
Pavilion. R18, tickets $69 per person.