The massacre at Montecillo?
It turns out there are still people happy to give up their Saturday afternoons to run around with a whistle while enduring endless abuse.
John McGlashan College adopted a more conservative game plan in the second half and it paid off with a 27-13 win against Waitaki Boys' High School in an Otago premier schools fixture in Oamaru on Saturday.
They used the little known mercy rule at Montecillo with Zingari-Richmond trailing University A by 137-0 with 10 minutes to go in Dunedin premier rugby today.
With an ounce more luck Southern could have pulled off one of the upsets of the national under-21 women's tournament.
Pirates is in better shape this week and should be more competitive, coach Grant Sneddon says.
Southern striker Jack Gilbert stretched every sinew in his body in a desperate dive to catch up with the ball and was rewarded with a last-minute goal to seal a dramatic 2-1 win against Central at the McMillan Centre yesterday.
Recruit. Recruit. Recruit. That is about the best advice Taieri coach Erik Vaafusuaga can give the Pirates club.
Otago rhythmic gymnast Zara Galliven does a lot of juggling, spinning and leaping and she is pretty good at it.
Ajax 1 has emerged as the side to beat in the women's A grade autumn league, which has reached its midway point.
Southern women's under-21 coach Ben Varkalis lauded his side's defensive effort at the McMillan Hockey Centre last night.
Otago Cricket Association chief executive Mike Coggan has confirmed reports the organisation is considering making structural changes.
South Otago High School made a nervy start but beat King's High School 26-5 during the opening round of the Otago premier schools tournament.
A makeshift Pirates side fronted for its match with Taieri at Peter Johnstone Park and, while it was well beaten 68-19, it did manage to score three tries and contest the scrums up until the 55th minute.
Local funders have come to the party, contributing more than $30,000 to secure the National Basketball League finals for Invercargill for the first time.
The Otago Cricket Association is believed to be considering a restructure in which up to four people could lose their jobs.
Pirates will front for its game against Taieri at Peter Johnstone Park today but it will be missing its best player.
John McGlashan College is hungry for more success.
The first round has is past the halfway point and Harbour sits on top of the standings - but are the Hawks the team to beat?
The country's best young hockey players will arrive in Dunedin primed for a tough week.