''This parrot is no more,'' rants former Monty Python member John Cleese in the English-speaking world's best-loved television sketch.
All the foreigners and about half the Ivorians agree that Alassane Ouattara won last month's presidential election in Ivory Coast, but not the southerners, who say that it was their man, Laurent Gbagbo.
The United States Government is doing all it can to silence the WikiLeaks organisation, including starving it of funds by getting PayPal, Visa, and Mastercard to freeze its accounts.
South Korea's defence minister, Kim Tae-Young, was forced to resign after criticism that he was too slow to respond when North Korea attacked the island of Yeonpyeong on Tuesday last week, killing at least four people.
It was a Republican president, Richard Nixon, who signed the first Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty (Salt) with the old Soviet Union in 1972.
The "tourists" (as South Africans used to call them in deliberate mockery of their attempts to terrorise everybody, and as George W. Bush also called them because he didn't speak English very well) are always seeking to blow up our airplanes.
People love historical analogies, so it's easy to think of Aung San Suu Kyi's release from house arrest on Saturday as Myanmar's Mandela moment.
You probably noticed reports recently about the secret trial in Georgia of two Armenian men who tried to sell highly enriched uranium (HEU) to a man purporting to be an Islamist terrorist. The whole thing was a sting operation from start to finish.
Poor Silvio Berlusconi.
The media in the Middle East carry a lot of Middle Eastern stories, of course, but why do most of the other media in the world do the same?
About eight months ago, I was visiting an old friend in San Francisco and, for reasons I could not then explain, I found myself betting him and his son $100 each that the Democrats would lose their majority in both houses of Congress in the US mid-term elections this November.
"This is now the great mystery of Brazilian politics: what will Marina do?"
If Geert Wilders were some underemployed bigot ranting in a pub, you'd just move away from him.
The headlines in the Western media all said more or less the same thing when Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu pulled the plug on the latest round of the "Middle East peace process" last Sunday.
The best defence is a good offence.
People often wind up believing their own cover story.
Will the 21st century belong to China? For a while, perhaps - but only in the sense that it was said to belong to Japan in the 1980s.
This may not be the most tactful time to bring it up, with much of Pakistan underwater and many millions homeless, but Pakistan's real problem is not too much water. It is too little water - and one day it could cause a war.
When Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the highest-ranking American officer, was asked recently on NBC's Meet The Press show whether the United States had a military plan for an attack on Iran, he replied simply: "We do."
It may seem premature to talk about last-ditch measures to deal with runaway climate change, but Ben Lieberman has it right.