It's time to start recognising people who have made - or are making - great contributions to Otago sport.
Here's the funny thing about continuing to play video games nearly 30 years after you picked up a joystick for the first time.
An American football team? A high school American football team? In the far reaches of West Texas?
It is 0 - or oh no - and 32 for the Otago Nuggets.
They try and try but still they do not succeed.
I started playing football when I was 5. The first opportunity I got to watch the FA Cup final live on television was Leeds v Sunderland in 1973.
Is nothing sacrosanct any more?
Sport is sometimes derided as a mere trivial pastime, often misguidedly but occasionally with accuracy.
Thirty straight losses. Thirty. As the Otago Nuggets prepare for another opportunity to break the streak tonight, sports editor Hayden Meikle considers some other famous sporting 30s.
It is not exactly the New Zealand Open but a new amateur tournament will at least get The Hills back on the calendar this year.
Aaron Smith could be set for a spell on the sidelines but the Highlanders are not demanding the same fate for referee Chris Pollock.
I was a product of St Paul's in the 1980s.
This might seem premature - and I must point out it was written before last night's game (glorious victory?) against the Blues.
It was a happy Easter for Otago's two flying girls on wheels.
The Otago Mounted Rifles have made the difficult decision that this year's reunion was their last. On this Anzac Day, Hayden Meikle, whose grandfather is one of the unit's few horsemen remaining, writes of how proud he was to be at the final roll-call.
These are exciting times for basketball fans.
The Breakers are on the cusp of winning the Australian league, the Tall Blacks are shaping a new golden generation, the NBA has never been more exciting, and the Otago Nuggets . . . well, at least they are competitive.
We could be set for the most virulent outbreak of hoops fever since the Miracle of Indianapolis in 2002.
Five world champions, a flying golden girl, a brother-sister combination, a father-son combination and the king of the bowling green. They are among the finalists for the Otago Sports Awards on May 27.
Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars
Samoa pulled out. Fiji is looking questionable. The new stadium will not be ready in time. Is it time to look for a fresh solution to the question of who will play at Carisbrook in the fundraising game on July 22?
Long-serving Otago coach Mike Hesson is keeping his future plans to himself as he prepares for his final game in charge.