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Reupholstering red seats with election promises, hospital sheets

A big, beautiful hospital provided on time by a caring National government. PHOTO: SUPPLIED

It’s election year and the National Party have engaged a Donald Trump election campaign adviser.

No, Prime Minister, we win with insults, marriage and rap

The Prime Minister has since apologised to Act leader David Seymour for the comment, which was picked up by a microphone in the House. PHOTO: SUPPLIED

"WELL done, Prime Minister! Your ratings are up five points. Keep going this way and you’ll be preferred prime minister by a mile. Luxon will be dust beneath your bicycle wheels. We’re very proud of you."

An event of biblical proportions as Patearoa pub reopens

"A day of clouds and thick darkness". Zephenia 1:15. The Patearoa Hotel during its closure. PHOTO: SUPPLIED

From your deep knowledge of the Bible you will recall Revelation 4:1 which kicks off with, "I looked, and behold, a door standing open in heaven! And behold, a throne stood in heaven, with one seated on the throne. And he who sat there had the appearance of jasper and carnelian, and around the throne was a rainbow that had the appearance of an emerald."

Slicing up the post-election casualties at breakfast table

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and fiance Clarke Gayford. PHOTO: GETTY IMAGES

"Pass me another slice of Judith, Cindy."

A must-have: the singing Christmas tree

Photo: Getty Images

It's that time of the year again. The frustrating frenzy of present buying, the shambles of party planning, emotional and fractious family reunions all culminating in nervous breakdowns in plague proportions.

Goths have pierced our airport

City promo: lettering or littering?

Recent publicity has revealed that "Dunedin" done in weirdly shaped lettering reminiscent of the billboards for B-grade horror films is not, as most of us thought, graffiti that will eventually dis

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