More bounce and more pace, please.
You expect fast bowlers to show a bit of aggression but England No 1 James Anderson was just plain grumpy.
Fate? Perhaps. But either Neil Wagner or Bruce Martin would have been on the sideline yesterday, had Doug Bracewell not stepped on glass and cut his foot.
If you ask Black Caps pace bowler Neil Wagner, he has bowled better but ''things just happened'' - such as two wickets from his first three balls.
England spinner Graeme Swann penned a column in The Sun a few days ago expressing concern his elbow was starting to give him grief again.
The first day of the cricket test between New Zealand and England at the University Oval has been abandoned without a ball being bowled.
While one spinner's career potentially nears an end, another could be about to bloom.
While it's been a long time between drinks for Ian Butler, his test recall should not be seen as unexpected.
England captain Alastair Cook was doing his best to talk up New Zealand's chances.
Black Caps pace bowler Doug Bracewell has been ruled out for the first test for medical rather than disciplinary reasons.
Perhaps the reason Black Caps opener Hamish Rutherford is so relaxed about his potential test debut tomorrow is that he cannot really see what is coming.
Former England international turned cricket writer Derek Pringle is in New Zealand covering the tour for The Telegraph. He offered these thoughts on the forthcoming test series to sports reporter Adrian Seconi.
England all-rounder Chris Woakes must have drawn the short straw following his side's surprise loss to the New Zealand XI in Queenstown on Saturday.
England has to be a little worried.
England wicketkeeper-batsman Matt Prior is a glass-half-full kind of guy.
The test series might not be such a walk over after all with the New Zealand XI dominating England on day three of the tour match in Queenstown.
The last thing you want as an opening batsman is to feel a little edge, err, edgy.
Ian Bell is often the forgotten man in a powerful England top five. But the gritty right-hander announced he will be a force during the test series with an undefeated century against the New Zealand XI yesterday.
The New Zealand XI have capped off a good morning session with a sporting declaration 25 minutes before lunch on day three of its warm-up game against England.
Michael Rae (17) is still at school but he already has a good story to tell the grandchildren one day.