Thomas Umaga-Jensen on his way to a try for Otago against Tasman at Forsyth Barr Stadium this year. Photo: Gregor RichardsonHighlanders and Otago midfielder Thomas Umaga-Jensen knows his way around the rugby field but not the washing machine. ... slipped an extra hundy into your pile during a game of Monopoly? Yeah, absolutely. Especially if I’m the bank manager. ... peed in a pool? Of course. Too much admin to get out and go to the bathroom. ... gone in for a kiss and missed the mark? First time going to a marae I went to kiss the aunty on the cheek but missed and kissed her straight on the lips. Very awkward. ... forgot to wash your rugby gear? Yeah this happens quite a lot and everybody knows you’re wearing old shorts or a shirt cause it reeks. Haha. ... have you ever conveniently forgotten to pay back that loan? Not really a loan, but I still haven’t done my ice bucket challenge from 2014 that Malo Tuitama sent me.
