Somebody forgot to tell these ladies to play nice.
For anyone who missed the charmingly named Triple Beheader roller derby final between Dunedin Derby and Nelson's Sirens of Smash, here's a compilation of the biggest hits.
And in the middle of the mayhem watch out for a referee who just can't contain his dancing desires one second longer.
A little less violent was the Arrowtown pre-school trolley derby - captured from a driver's point of view.
We have no idea what this is about. But if you want to watch a man with a red mohawk flopping about in the kids' paddling pool at Woodhaugh Gardens, click here
Blasting through the waves at speed out at Warrington makes surf-lifesaving look like the most fun you can have while performing a vital community service.
Awwwww, how cute. A seal-pup creche.
Some crazy Dunedin weather in form of an abrupt hailstorm.
And to finish, a surreal timelapse of St Clair showing earthmoving machinery (we think) zipping up and down the sand at warp-speed.
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