Bored of stand-up, then drink and come

David Corneas.
David Corneas.
David Correos (25), Wellington, The David Correos Effect.

Why should people come to your show?

If you're bored of stand up, drink a bottle of wine and come to my show. I'll show you a good time.

What's your favourite spice and why?

Hot chilli powder. It works well with fish sauce and vinegar as a side sauce for barbecue.

Is there a remedy for someone experiencing the Correos Effect?

Experiencing the Correos Effect includes forgetting your stress for an hour. The remedy is remembering that your life is boring and that you're stuck in a job you hate.

Can you explain your show?

It's stand up on acid and MDMA. There's no real point to it and trying to find one will make you angry.

What is your best pick-up line?

[Mr Correos' answer was too obscene to print in the Otago Daily Times, but you can ask him after his show]

The Correos Effect is on 9.45pm today through Saturday at Inch Bar.

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