Sarah Henderson
1 Eat as much glazed ham as humanly possible.
2 Try to get a tan and try to work off all of the glazed ham.
3 Spend as much time as possible with the ever-growing fleet of crazies I call my family.
4 Work in the cafe and try to recover all of my recession debt.
5 Relax in Clyde with a glass of red wine and a good old-fashioned paperback.