Last year they enjoyed the megahit, Closer (it was No1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for 12 weeks), yet neither track appears on Memories. A shame, really, as any repetition would’ve been better than these dozen songs which, instead of lurching towards a grave, seem to have wandered out of one. It’s a bunch of brain-dead zombies on the loose. Lock the doors. Do not open.
• The Chainsmokers. Memories ... Do Not Open. Sony Music.
• One stars (out of five)
Single download: My Type
For whose who like: Sia, without the talent
— Shane Gilchrist
