Nothing trivial at pub quizzes

Bog Irish Bar owner Vic Holloway puts his brain in gear while competing in a Monday night quiz...
Bog Irish Bar owner Vic Holloway puts his brain in gear while competing in a Monday night quiz night at his pub in Dunedin. Photo by Linda Robertson.
If you have ever taken part in a pub quiz you know it brings out the best and worst in people. John Lewis discovers there is a underbelly to the brain-teasing entertainment.

It's a place where seemingly cast-iron relationships are tested almost to shattering point, and law-abiding citizens come very close to stepping over the thin blue line.

And, most concerning, these places are becoming more prevalent in New Zealand society.

Pub quiz nights are making a comeback, thanks to the screening of the New Zealand-made television series Nothing Trivial on TV One this year.

The show is set in the highly competitive world of pub trivia and is based around a pub quiz team of five likeable but dodgy late-30-to-40-something-year-olds, called Sex on a Stick.

But with the resurgence of pub quiz nights has come an underbelly of questionable activity.

Aaron Ward throws the hard questions as the quiz master on the television show Nothing Trivial,...
Aaron Ward throws the hard questions as the quiz master on the television show Nothing Trivial, which has inspired a resurgence in the popularity of pub quizzes. Photo by TVNZ.
For some reason, quiz evenings seem to bring out the best - but, more often, the worst - in typically docile people.

Wives pull husbands aside from confrontations outside the pub to avoid a night in the police cells, when the boys from the local rugby club decide to rub in the fact they just beat the team of university lecturers.

Those spouses who don't end up in the police cells are often relegated to the couch for the night.

That's if one spouse hasn't already criticised the intelligence of the other for not knowing which well-known movie was released as Vaselina in Venezuela.

"Well, of course, it's Grease, you idiot!" says one.

"No, I don't think so. It seems too obvious. What else could it be?" says the other.

Another bugbear of pub quizzes is cheating.

Methods of cheating are changing.

There are still the traditional waggling ears, listening for a drunk competitor who is struggling to share answers with team-mates without blurting them out for neighbouring teams to hear. Then, there is the good old "peek-over-the-shoulder" technique perfected by contestants pretending to go to the bar for another drink.

But technology is now allowing people to cheat without even leaving their seats.

These days, anyone with opposable thumbs can discretely log on to the internet through their cellphone and answer almost any question put to them.

"Cellphones" is the first suggestion the university lecturers trump up with when asked how the boys from the local footy team managed to beat them.

Do people take it far too seriously?

Vic Holloway thinks so. The 43-year-old Bog Irish Bar owner and quiz master says many people forget most quizzes are held to raise funds for community organisations or schools.

And, most importantly, they are supposed to be fun.

One of the best ways to keep everything civil is to create a bit of banter, friendly rivalry and comedy during the night, he says.

Choosing a quiz team name gets the ball rolling.

Names that have raised a giggle over the years are The Three Must Get Beers, E for Idiot, One Wheel Short of a Unicycle, The Beating Chastards and, my favourite, The Good, The Bad and We Left Murray at Home.

Vic says teams come up with great names just to get him to say them out loud - such as Ivor Weeny, Anita Mann, or Nosmo King. He seldom has trouble getting his own back. After all, he has the microphone, and he's not scared to use it.

"I like to tease the teams - like, if a group of boys gets questions about nursery rhymes right, well, that's not right is it?

"Some people do take quizzes seriously. They take their own score and they challenge me at the end of the night about the score I've recorded.

"I just ignore them. Most teams don't give me much trouble. I have the mic' and I just get into them if they do."

A decade ago, most community quizzes consisted of a boring guy up front reading out questions using a squealing microphone, while people wrote their answers on a piece of paper in a reserved fashion.

But much has changed in the presentation of quizzes in recent years.

The ready accessibility of technology such as computers, sound systems and projectors on big screens means quiz masters can change the way they ask questions.

Vic says he can include a lot more audio and visual questions, such as identifying movies, songs, people, their dogs - anything.

It's more entertaining, and Vic tries to fire the questions out quickly, so there is no time for high jinks.

"We do take notice of cheating, especially on phones, and we do mention it beforehand. It is a fun time. Most people take it as that."

Vic says staying married, and out of the police cells, is easy if participants remember five simple rules.

"My advice is: get there early; spend some money, so we can continue to run quiz nights; get a good mix of people; don't have too many in a team, because you argue too much; and don't take it too seriously.

"It's supposed to be a fun event."


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