A beguiled Rosemary McClure, of the Los Angeles Times, goes spotting stars in the Turks and Caicos archipelago.
Legendary rocker Keith Richards was out of uniform. No dangling cigarette, no wailing guitar, no stormy look. As a matter of fact, he was grinning. And scratching the tummy of a shaggy black munchkin of a dog.
It was late January, and the Rolling Stones icon was chilling on a wooden dock overlooking the turquoise waters surrounding Parrot Cay, a Caribbean islet that bills itself as "the world's most exclusive resort''.
The 400ha private island is in Turks and Caicos, a semi-obscure archipelago east of Cuba that has been propelled into the limelight by its rising popularity with the glitterati.
The multimillion-dollar beach house owned by Richards shares the sandy white shoreline with the homes of Bruce Willis, Christie Brinkley and Donna Karan.
The mind boggles just thinking about the neighbourhood's holiday parties and summer barbecues.
I spent several days exploring their chichi slice of paradise, snorkelling in electric-blue waters, sinking my toes into sun-bleached sand, breathing the balmy air. OK, so maybe I was out of my league playing on their turf, but I faked it. You don't have to be rich to have fun here.
It wasn't all play, though. I spent three days touring resorts - very high-end resorts. The kind where you might run into a star.
Twenty years ago, these 40-some islands and cays had few paved roads or services. Now, this British crown colony has one of the world's fastest-growing economies; its 33,000 residents share their islands with about 300,000 tourists annually.
There are a dozen or so high-end resorts where stays often top $US1000 a night and a booming real estate market that caters to multi-millionaires.
The soaring popularity of the tiny West Indian territory isn't surprising: crime is minimal, locals are amiable and everyone speaks English.
And, of course, there are the stars. Where they lead, others follow.
Everywhere I went, people talked about the luminaries who were visiting: Cindy Crawford at the Grace Bay Club, Will Smith at the Somerset on Grace Bay, Alicia Keys at the Regent Palms, Kelly Ripa at Amanyara.
The four luxury resorts are on the island of Providenciales, aka Provo, TCI's main tourist centre. The other islands and cays are low-key, except for Grand Turk, the capital, where a Carnival Cruise Lines port opened in 2006.
But Provo has the momentum; it's home to an international airport, along with great beaches, fine restaurants, a small casino and a golf club, all packed into 60sq km. I spent most of my time in Provo, peeking below the brims of baseball caps for famous faces.
Visitors who aren't interested in stargazing can find other diversions.
For instance, I hopped on a boat in Provo and headed out to sea. In less than 30 minutes, I found an isolated sandy cay (80% of TCI's islands are uninhabited) populated by osprey, flamingos and iguanas. Nearly 480sq km of the islands have been designated as parkland and wildlife sanctuaries.
One of the biggest draws is underwater, where divers and snorkellers come eye to eye with a colour-saturated world populated by an array of sea life.
Many people visit to explore the coral reef, one of the world's largest.
Divers also can scuba down a vertical sea wall where the continental shelf drops a mile.
And then there are the outstanding beaches, especially Provo's 17km-long Grace Bay beach, covered by ultra-white, very fine sand and lapped by dazzling turquoise waters. Jet skis and other noise-makers are prohibited. The coral reef that fringes the island creates something akin to a lap pool.
Although high-end tourism is the name of the game here, you can see these islands on a budget. A couple of motels on Grace Bay charge US$100 to US$200 (NZ$130 to NZ$260) a night, and dining where the locals do saves money, too. These places may not feature foie gras or filet mignon, but they have an unbeatable Caribbean vibe.
Smokey's on Da Bay, for instance, is the place to be on Wednesday nights in Provo. Reggae music blares from huge speaker towers while cooks grill dinner. The diner-style restaurant is in Blue Hills, a small settlement on Provo where the locals live, shop and play. It's a mere few kilometres from the elegant resorts on Grace Bay.
On Wednesdays, Smokey's indoor-outdoor restaurant has a fish fry that draws British and American expats as well as locals - who are called Belongers and make up about half the TCI population. These descendants of early settlers and African slaves came to the islands more than 200 years ago to work cotton plantations.
I arrived just in time: Corn on the cob, lobster and snapper were sizzling on the outdoor grill. Overhead, a full moon sparkled, its light reflecting off Grace Bay. The dark silhouette of a small sailboat at anchor bobbed on the water. Another patron seemed just as captivated by the scene as I.
"Ten years ago,'' he said, looking across the bay to where hotels lined the water, "I'd look down the beach and see two lights. Now there are lights everywhere. It's like Miami Beach.''
He wasn't complaining. Like most of the Belongers I talked to, he was happy about the changes, which have brought jobs and new opportunities.
Most of Grace Bay's newest resorts are spare-no-expense, uber-luxurious palaces that rival the Caribbean's top resorts.
But the granddaddy of them all on this prime curve of sand is a familiar name with no such pretensions of grandeur: Club Med.
The French company pioneered the tourist industry here when it cut a road from the Providenciales International Airport and opened its doors to GMs (gentil membres or "gracious members'') in 1984.
Club Med Turkoise has been going strong ever since, doing its own thing in a sort of a quirky vacuum that ignores the world outside its gates. The club, for instance, sets clocks forward an hour, creating its own time zone.
Nonetheless, Club Mediterranee Turkoise is overwhelmingly popular with guests - one of the most popular Club Meds in the Americas. It caters to couples, singles and groups of friends 18 and older.
I spent a couple of days here. It's all-inclusive, which means I could eat, drink, play and dance the night away for one set price. So I did, and no-one was more surprised than I at how much fun it was.
Everyone was friendly, the Grace Bay beach location couldn't have been better and the recently renovated rooms were fine, if a bit spartan. It was sort of like staying at a Holiday Inn with perks.
"A friend talked me into this,'' said fellow GM Kusi O'Hemeng. "Before I came, I thought it was so '80s.'' He said he nearly left on the first day of his vacation, but by the second day, he was happy he hadn't.
"I met so many great people. You can decide to have a lot of fun or to be by yourself. Either way, it's terrific.''
Parrot Cay, the exclusive island that's home to Richards and other superstars, receives the credit for bringing a buzz to Turks and Caicos and proving that the area was ready for high-end tourism.
Now, other developers are eager to take advantage of that wave of interest with their own private-island projects.
One balmy afternoon, I hitched a ride from Provo to the uninhabited island of West Caicos, site of Molasses Reef, a new Ritz-Carlton project. The 125-room hotel, along with privately owned villas and cottages, is under construction. Prices range from $2.2 million to $6 million each.
For the time being, however, Parrot Cay seems to hold the aces. A 35-minute boat ride from Provo, it offers privacy, exclusivity and a proven track record. And the commute is fantastic.
I took a morning ride to the island one day, happy to be on that aquamarine sea. I watched quietly as uninhabited cays slid by on the horizon.
I saw little sea life, though, and asked the captain, 20-year-old Gerard Brown, about dolphins and whales.
Humpbacks migrate through these waters, he said, and are often seen from January to April.
"Haven't you heard about Jo-Jo?'' he asked. I hadn't. "Jo-Jo is our famous friendly dolphin. He follows the boats. One day, a lady leaned over the side to pet him and he kissed her.'' He laughed.
I laughed, too, then turned quickly back to look at the water. I had done pretty well spotting celebrities on this trip. Maybe I would get lucky and spot Jo-Jo. At least he wouldn't be hiding under a baseball cap. Hard as I tried, though, I couldn't get a glimpse of him. He was the only superstar I really missed.
