Fringe Festival: Quick fix

Daniel John Smith, Wellington, Comedian.

Most memorable fancy dress?

As a three-headed man. I shared a large pair of trousers with two friends - each trouser leg had three legs in it.

Weirdest rumour you've heard about yourself?

That I have two penises.

The most beautiful women's clothing you've worn?

Stay-up stockings.

Worst thing you've put in your mouth?

A live insect.

Your favourite body part?

My second penis.

Ever made out with a heckler?

No, they don't deserve it.

What are you like behind the wheel?

I can't drive.

Favourite album?

Anything by Fleetwood Mac.

Culinary specialty?

Anything with eggs.

 ●The comedy "Children & Other Mistakes" is on tonight and tomorrow at Taste Merchants.

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