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When moths collide
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Opinion
May 5
To my dismay, the Mayor of Auckland is right
When I find myself agreeing with Auckland’s irascible mayor, I worry I might be descending further into grumpy old person territory.
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Opinion
April 21
Red clutch purse at the ready, trying to make sense of security
When the protester screeched that I was supporting a murderer, I wondered if I was at the right event.
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Opinion
April 7
Travel costs be damned, the old home town beckons
When the big wide world is too much, sometimes you have to go small.
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Opinion
March 24
Waking up to anxiety dreams and wake-up calls
Wake-up calls are not my forte.
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Opinion
March 10
Delusions of confidence not confined to gardening
The delusional gardener.
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Opinion
February 24
Going the full pizza cutter on official English bid
I love English.
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Opinion
February 10
‘Bring Back Fozzie’ campaign starts without me
It has been spooky reading rumours of New Zealand Rugby approaching former All Blacks’ coaches Steve Hansen and Ian Foster to see if either might want their old job back.
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Opinion
January 27
Woolly thinking on winning extends further afield
The Donald might have learned something about winning if he had been lucky enough to have my pet lamb.
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Opinion
January 6
Have a good laugh and make the silliness last
Embrace the silliness of the season.
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Opinion
December 23
A Xmas confessional about suits and the living wage
When I told him I had a confession to make, he asked me how long it was since my last one.
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Opinion
December 9
Making a cake with my own demonic egg beater
The thought Shane Jones might have been lurking around my kitchen makes me shudder.
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Opinion
November 25
Writing to my brave rather than wicked stepmother
A year ago, when I told people about the death of my stepmother, their response was often odd.
Opinion
November 11
Taking the comfy bra approach to climate change
The comfy bra approach (CBA) is not what the government should be using for its climate change policy.
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Opinion
October 28
The bargaining needs less wind and more action
Thursday's big wind highlighted my poor emergency preparedness.
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Opinion
October 14
Learning the art of admitting defeat without emojis
When I conceded defeat, it was not gracious.
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Opinion
September 30
A toddler-like tantrum should not be needed
Petulance is not pretty. We might laugh out loud at a toddler.
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Opinion
September 16
Showing immense respect and incoherent thinking
Hooray for Stuart Nash.
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Opinion
September 2
Saturday night at the movies, sharing ice cream
If only I had thought of it last week.
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Opinion
August 19
Why are some threatened by the use of te reo?
I am 70. A Pākehā woman. I am not likely to become a fluent Māori speaker.
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Opinion
August 5
Woolly thinking about tangled electoral reforms
Nestled in the bottom of the box there was a cheery note.
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Opinion
July 22
Accepting viruses and our baking shortcomings
Realising I am not genetically superior was a let-down.
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Opinion
July 8
Trying to make official information request add up
It must have been the timing.
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Opinion
June 24
A difficult balancing act for flamingos, ministers
Balance is often on my mind now I am in my eighth decade.
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Opinion
June 10
A glass half empty on Bill submission claims
It was the dizzy limit.
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Opinion
May 27
Policy, not fashion, puts callousness on display
Finance Minister Nicola Willis was irked by the interest in her Budget day outfit.
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